It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game
But to get at the cheese underneath.
There was a young actress from Crewe,
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
"The Bishop was quicker, and better and slicker,
And two inches longer than you."
There was a young vampire called Mabel,
Whose periods were always quite stable,
At every full moon she took out a spoon,
And drank herself under the table.
There was a young plumber from Lee,
Who was plumbing his girl with great glee,
She said "Stop your plumbing, I think someone's coming",
Said the plumber still plumbing "It's me"!